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01 Oct / Spies like us

There I was, walking innocently through Bishopdale Park, minding my own business, when a group of youths opened fire on me.

At least, I think it was the youths. It could have been the Mum with the stroller, carefully hiding a mobile phone on top of her baby, or the old couple sitting on the bench looking like butter wouldn’t melt.

It’s hard to be sure these days. I’ve chosen the minority team on Ingress, so the enemy spies are all about me. Opening fire just because I’m trying to hack their portal. Opening fire just because I opened fire on them first.

The only one I think I’m sure of is the young man who was walking toward me as I gave up and walked away. At least, I think I’m sure. He had a mobile phone in his hand and a blank expression on his face so it seems most likely. On second thoughts that could describe half of the teenagers hanging around the mall on their school holidays so that could be a bit harsh.

OMG. If I described half of the teenagers hanging around Bishopdale Mall maybe they’re all at it. Maybe I escaped only through sheer good luck and a canny ability to not notice people on account of pets, plants, and rocks are far more interesting.

This was my first time playing Ingress. I didn’t do very well. All of my hacks were unsuccessful, and although I picked up a lot of objects my inventory description assures me that they’re all very common.

Still, at least it got me out of the house.

Not that I’m making that mistake again. Out of the house is how they get you. I’m staying indoors, and maybe applying for a portal on my clothes line out back so I can play happily by myself as all the best children adults do.

By Katherine Hayton in Katherine Hayton's Blog

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